Big Gray and the Webisodic Webinars: Archive

So far I am two-for-four on my predictions re: the... →

maura: “Single Ladies” is not a Song Of The Year. A Riff Of The Year? Sure. A Viral Video Of The Year? Yes. But there are way, way better The-Dream compositions that could have easily swapped in. You shut your filthy mouth about “Single Ladies”.

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Jan 29th

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Holden Caulfield Jones

When I worked at DialAmerica, I worked with an African-American lady named…oh man, the name escapes me so I’ll call her Wendy…anyway, another girl there had just named her son “T’Qui’Quion” (sp?), and Wendy—who was pregnant—said, “There is no way I’m giving my child a name like that. I want him to be succesful.” Fair enough....

Jan 29th

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A conversation from COPS

Police officer: Is that a skirt?
Drunk guy: No, they're jean shorts.
Police officer: Do you remember driving into oncoming traffic?  Why did you do that?
Drunk guy: The car is a 1991, so...

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Axe Cop →

tomewing: dyfl: Written by a five-year-old. Drawn by a twenty-nine-year-old. This is certainly amazing. (Via Craig) I love Flute Cop. And then I love how Flute Cop becomes Dinosaur Soldier.

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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“I want my whole identity package to be done in all caps because that’s the way I...”

– (via clientsfromhell)

Jan 27th

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Elise: there is a ventriloquist walking around downtown using a megaphone to make the puppet say religious things
Elise: he also has some long bible passage on a board attached to his back
Me: it's still probably better than Jeff Dunham
Elise: who is Jeff dunham
Me: you are better off not knowing
Elise: the guy made no attempt to hide the fact that he was the one speaking. i don't get why he even had the dummy
Me: maybe it's really the dummy controlling him?
Elise: probably. those things are creepy
Me: yeah, bible verses can be pretty creepy

Jan 27th

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In one neighborhood, gobblers gone wild: turkeys... →

I get the feeling that Joe Vanhoose had a good time writing this one: “If you’re attacked by a person, there’s usually some reasoning, but a turkey has no reason.” (HT: Julie Dyles)

Jan 27th

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RIP Arthur Jones

Arthur Jones, the office building caretaker from my former place of business, Team Clermont, passed away after complications from a heart attack and subsequent surgeries. He was a kind man and a hard worker. Nelson Wells, owner of Team Clermont had this to say about Arthur: Today is a sad day, as we all lost a good friend. Mr. Jones passed away after a heart attack this morning after over...

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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“The exhibition tells the band’s story in 25 rooms spread over 30,000 square feet...”

– Mamma Mia! ABBAWORLD theme park opens in London - Yahoo! News Coming to New York later this year, claims the article. CANNOT WAIT. xoxo, michaela (via chainofknives)

Jan 26th

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Only in Athens →

Used Time Machine - $350 (Finley ST) Used time machine. In good condition. I haven’t used it much recently so it’s just taking up space. Powered by two solar panels (not pictured) that rest in the wood brackets on top. Location: Finley ST (HT: Candice Jones via Mat Lewis)

Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

Anonymous asked: what's the best david bowie period, if you concede that he's even had different periods, as in earnest folkie, ziggy, thin white duke, and . . . well, whatever earthling was?

david

Jan 24th

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